1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories
2. If you drink a diet Coke with a Mars Bar, the calories of the Mars Bar are cancelled
out by the diet coke
3. When you eat with someone else, the calories don't count, if you don't eat more than
they do.
4. Food used for medicinal purposes never counts - such as hot chocolate, Brandy, toast
and Sara Lee cheesecake.
5. If you fatten up everyone around you, you look thinner
6. related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the
entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel - such as milkshakes, buttered
popcorn, Murray Mints and Mars Bars.
7. Broken biscuits contain no calories, breaking causes calorie leakage.
8. Things licked off knives and teaspoons have no calories if you are in the process of
preparing something.
9. Foods of the same colour have the same number of calories, e.g. spinach and
Pistachio ice cream - mushrooms and white chocolate.
